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The Book with No Pictures Hardcover – International Edition, September 30, 2014

by B. J. Novak (Author)
4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars 19,787 ratings
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A #1 New York Times bestseller, this innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any reader into a comedian—a perfect gift for any special occasion!

You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here’s how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . .
 
BLORK. Or BLUURF.
 
Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY.
 
Cleverly irreverent and irresistibly silly, The Book with No Pictures is one that kids will beg to hear again and again. (And parents will be happy to oblige.)
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    3 - 6 years, from customers
  2. Print length
    48 pages
  3. Language
    English
  4. Grade level
    Kindergarten - 3
  5. Lexile measure
    490L
  6. Dimensions
    8.5 x 0.49 x 10.32 inches
  7. Publisher
    Rocky Pond Books
  8. Publication date
    September 30, 2014
  9. ISBN-10
    0803741715
  10. ISBN-13
    978-0803741713
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Have you or your child ever wanted to write your own version of THE BOOK WITH NO PICTURES? Now is your chance, in this fill-in-the-blanks book that puts the power of words directly into your hands. Bonus sheet of nonsense stickers included!

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K-Gr 2—The actor (and writer, producer, and director) has penned his first picture book, but can it be called a picture book when there are no pictures? Entering the field of unique interactive books begging to be opened, including Hervé Tullet's Press Here (Chronicle, 2011) and Adam Lehrhaupt's Warning: Do Not Open This Book! (S. & S., 2013), this title will instantly intrigue children. Upon opening the book, readers are drawn in ("Here is how books work: everything the words say, the person reading the book has to say. No matter what."). What follows is an uproariously raucous time, with readers being forced to utter nonsense words ("blork," "bluurf") and phrases that will have young listeners in stitches ("And my head is made of blueberry pizza."). Admittedly, there are no illustrations, but Novak has employed the use of various sizes of black typeface with expansive white space and color to highlight some of the text. This book is sure to be a crowd-pleaser, and it's perfect for one-on-one sharing with a parent or caregiver. Expect requests for repeated readings.—Michele Shaw, Quail Run Elementary School, San Ramon, CA

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"Conceptually radical . . . making the refreshing and contrarian case that words alone have sensory and imaginative vibrancy to spare."—Mark Levine, The New York Times Book Review

* "“This book may not have pictures, but it's sure to inspire lots of conversations—and laughs . . . A riotously fresh take on breaking the fourth wall.”"— Kirkus, starred review

"This book is sure to be a crowd-pleaser, and it’s perfect for one-on-one sharing with a parent or caregiver. Expect requests for repeated readings."—School Library Journal

"Actor Novak’s expert sense of comic timing is on full display in his first picture book . . . sure to deliver big laughs."— Publishers Weekly

"Listeners will be tickled by hearing adults say ridiculous things . . . The comic pacing and foolproof theatrics ensure a wild and silly trip through the pages for everyone."— The Horn Book

"This picture book with no pictures knows a thing or two about both books and kid-friendly comedy . . . Once children get the joke, they'll want to play it on as many of their grownups as possible."— The Bulletin of the Center for Children's Books

"Unlike any of the children's books you read growing up."— Bustle.com

"Will have little ones laughing and finding a new appreciation for words."— Entertainment Weekly

"A perfectly-pitched tool for parental humiliation and childish glee."— The Boston Globe 

Product details

  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Rocky Pond Books; 1st edition (September 30, 2014)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 48 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0803741715
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0803741713
  • Reading age ‏ : ‎ 3 - 6 years, from customers
  • Lexile measure ‏ : ‎ 490L
  • Grade level ‏ : ‎ Kindergarten - 3
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.04 pounds
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 8.5 x 0.49 x 10.32 inches
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars 19,787 ratings

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B.J. Novak is a writer and actor best known for his work on NBC’s Emmy Award-winning comedy series "The Office" as an actor, writer, director, and executive producer. He is also known for his stand up comedy performances and his roles in motion pictures such as Quentin Tarantino’s "Inglourious Basterds" and Disney’s "Saving Mr. Banks." He is a graduate of Harvard University with a degree in English and Spanish literature.

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BabyChickenMamaDrama
5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect, and it came early!
Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2024
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I usually order new books, but I am a guest reader for my daughter's kindergarten class tomorrow, and the only option available was a "used- very good condition." We already have a copy, but I wanted to donate the copy once read to my daughter's classroom. I needed this book, and accidentally forgot to order it sooner, so I needed it fast.
Delivery date was supposed to be day of my guest reading day, if it wasn't here in time I had planned to bring our copy and drop off the donated one when it arrived. Let's just say I was very pleased to arrive home today to find the copy had come a day early. Not only that but I wear this book has never even been opened. No creases on the spine or pages, no marks anyway.
Perfect book for a great price. And my 5 year old was thrilled to be able to hold the books I plan to bring tomorrow. She happily stacked them all on the table before bed tonight, eager for Mom to read to her friends. "The Book with No Pictures" is one of her favorites. We must have read it every night for a month when we first got it.
But parents beware! You need personality for this book! Get ready to use funny voices, and prepare yourself for made up words. It's hilarious and entertaining, but you can make it even more so!
Thanks to the seller for a great buy!
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Anise Aelwind
5.0 out of 5 stars Preschooler loves this book
Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2024
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My 4 year old loves, loves, loves this book. He shows it to others when we have visitors as it's on his list of favorites. I wasn't sure what to make of it as a children's book when I first received it from a friend, but after reading it through, I realized it's totally designed with kids in mind. There are no pictures (as it says), but rather it relies on word-play and fun sounds to make to engage kids. He laughs every time we read it. I end up buying a copy periodically to give to other people with kids. If you're willing to say silly things and make silly sounds to your kids, this book is worth it.
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Rachel
5.0 out of 5 stars So much fun!
Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2024
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Easily my 5yr old’s favorite bedtime book. Readers- it is up to you to use silly voices and to act outraged and embarrassed as you read. Your kids, grandkids, nieces, nephews, wards, and any other kid in your life will love this book! Some nights we have to read it twice. Highly recommend for kids of all ages. We have so much fun with this book and we both laugh hysterically as we lay in bed reading. Feels good to put your little people to bed with smiles on their faces. 🖤🖤
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5.0 out of 5 stars Creative book
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When our son said he wanted to get this book after hearing it at school, we were looking forward to hearing it as well. It did not disappoint. It's a fun book.
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When our son said he wanted to get this book after hearing it at school, we were looking forward to hearing it as well. It did not disappoint. It's a fun book.
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jennifer futch
5.0 out of 5 stars Dangerously funny
Reviewed in the United States on April 21, 2024
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How funny is this book? I just read it to my 4 year olds and they laughed so hard they threw up all over their beds. Then after the crying was done and the beds were remade, they begged me to read it again. I read a little more slowly and no more bars, only laughter. Read with caution.
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Miranda
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!
Reviewed in the United States on March 19, 2024
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For Read Aloud Day, one of the teachers at my school read this book to all of the kids, over Zoom. He's a big, kind of gruff guy, which made the reading just that much funnier. See, this book has no pictures, but it's still perfect to read with kids. It had everyone in the room (teachers and kids) laughing out loud as Mr. H. had to read lines like "I'm a monkey that taught myself to read." I have since bought copies for two of my nieces and nephews. It's too fun not to share!
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alyssa lee watson
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny Book
Reviewed in the United States on April 18, 2024
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I bought this for my Sister who teaches at her request. Read it since it arrived. Seems great for younger children for story time. Item was in great condition when arrived and hardback seems sturdy. No complaints here.
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C. Wright
4.0 out of 5 stars silly without being suessey
Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2024
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No pictures! Everyone - reader and listener - gets to use their own imagination! If you grew up with certain rhyming, sound-effect, silly nonsense books (that to their credit had wonderful illustrations and sometimes a wonderful message too), your imagination might make mental pictures that look a certain way - but, that's not a problem - this book is fun and funny and original and can "look" different every time it's read.
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Marj
5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny book.
Reviewed in Canada on January 25, 2024
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Excellent book. Not really for toddlers but great for school aged children. Personally, I’m Grandma and I fully enjoyed it!
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A.S Finn
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, Perfect for 5 Year Olds
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 19, 2024
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Our daughter came home from school telling us that her teaher read this out loud for her reception class and that everyone found it so funny. I decided to buy it to replicate this fun at home and also because if she is interested in a book I can get her to read from it which is of course good practice for her. Well it is quite funny, I can see why a reception class would find it hilarious! And she will help me read it too, so its win win!
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Karuna
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun little book for kids
Reviewed in India on October 6, 2023
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Got the paperback version. Quality is very good. Lots of silly words and noises make for tonnes of fun reading with little nieces
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Fatima Aguilar
5.0 out of 5 stars Precioso
Reviewed in Mexico on July 16, 2023
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Hermoso libro
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Cinthia Macaluso
5.0 out of 5 stars Libro (in inglese) molto divertente
Reviewed in Italy on October 1, 2022
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A prima vista il bimbo era scettico ma poi ha voluto lo ri leggessi altre 2 volte. Libro estremamente buffo e originale. Lo consiglio assolutamente
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